THE B GRADE POLL!: Questions

Poll By nixon on 05 May 08

As a kid, I always wanted to work in a B-grade film. The hard work put into acting, the flawless editing, the wonderful and scenic background. It was just irresistable.But then, so was arson and eating off the floor.Wait!Does this even need a description?

Q1	What do you think happens next? What normally happens in this situation. They play chess. It starts raining and they get into an old empty house for the night. They reach Climax, the movie I mean. Followed by the 'THE END' screen.	nixon
Q2	Who do you think would do a better role of the Thakur? Are you kidding? He totally fits the role! That 2nd elephant from 'Haathi mere Saathi' Marlon Brando	nixon
Q3	Why do you think the servant 'Billu' needs a gun? He's finding it hard to get out of his 'Sambha' character from Sholay. Dude! He's living with a freakin' werewolf for God's sake! It's not a gun, it's a Shahi Hookah!	nixon
Q4	Why do you think he was slapping his wife? She had 'Slap me, I've been naughty' written on her back. The usual, naphthalene balls in the dal. He just seen her report card. She failed.	nixon
Q5	What do you think Mansingh was doing? It's obvious. Teaching her how to do Bench-presses. He's an Eye specialist. Checking her eyes. He was testing the compression-thrust ratio of the bed.	nixon